See? Awesome just ain’t the word! After a week of wearing my shirt, not ONLY did he throw away his Rogaine, but his Viagra too!!

All of this for the incredibly low price of 27.00?

ASTOUNDING!

BE one of the blessed few!!!!

No?

How about this, then:

For the first 25 responders:

Your choice of either a powerful power infused decal that has been proven to possess powerful uncanny powers

OR

A genuine cylinder head bolt from Val herself!

You want examples of the amazing etherically charged decals powers???

After the application of a HOSSPOWA decal,

Meister was able break 170MPH!!!

Incrediburgable Burger-Chef!

Another fine example:

iRock bought one, and her toilets

and they have been zombie free ever since!

Holy Crap-kickin Santa!

Think I am kiddin?… Just ask them!

Here are the decals in all of their glory: