WELCOME TO
HAMMER MOTORSPORTS
Life got ya down there, bucky?
Feeling all sad and puny because nobody loves ya and ya couldn’t keep a girl if they had handles glued on’em?
Ya got no gogo in your mojo?
Is yer car life like trying to start a conversation a morgue?
WELL PERK UP, THERE PEANUT!!!!
The mighty Rev. Hammer has got the pill for yer ills!
ANNOUNCING THE DEBUT OF:
HAMMER MOTORSPORTS INC.
Purveyors of the world’s finest motor mojo!
HAMMER MOTORSPORTS will be bringing to you,
the real and provable power and performance.
I will be the industry leader by not following anyone and by not playing the “me too” game.
I have my own ideas and my own path to greatness!
I am starting my own company to manufacture and market cutting edge high performance part
The time has come for me to throw down a challenge
and show the world what I can do!
“I am sick and tired of seeing products that are all flash
and no dash.”
I will bring ideas that are different from anyone or anything else that you will see.
I want to bring things to bear that I have put my heart and soul into.
I will be designing these parts myself with the mindset of:
“THIS is my best!“
I sum it up like this:
When look my friends in the eye, will I see pride and honor?”
My primary goal is to make LX’s the American Kings of the Street once again and make a lot of folks smile in the process.
THIS IS MY FOUNDATION:
Results! Quality! Pride!
When I put a Hammer Motorsports product in front of you...
it will be right.
If you ain’t completely satisfied I will give you
100% of your purchase price BACK!
That’s it.
As my very first product